Punch Lines
- I liked it fine but look what you did to my clam digger!
- I'm a criminal defense lawyer but how do you explain that to a little kid?
- One is cold and impersonal; the other runs on batteries.
- The rooster clucks defiance.
- Neither did I when I was a lawyer.
- You might try petting him first!
- My wife is from Ohio.
- Says he knows your sister.
- A two liter bottle of Pepsi and two bags of chips.
- "Hi Keith!"
- So your hand doesn't slip off.
